Character Reference for Wifey

So last night before bed, we had some old episodes of the Gilmore Girls on TV. Luke had to go to Lorelai to request a written character reference letter to resolve a custody dispute. At this point in the story, Wifey turns to me and says, "You've never written me a character reference." I'm thinking of course I haven't. Why in the world would I have reason to? And she says, "I wonder what you would write, if you had to." Hence, here we go.

Put simply, I'd be lost without you. I am still a little boy, who gets by being half as responsible as any other adult, because I have someone twice as responsible as anyone by my side. You're my secret power ring. With you, I'm stronger, smarter better in every way. Because with you I am never alone anymore. I've got your strength, your trust with me always. Without you, I don't even know my name anymore.

Character-wise, I'm not sure what to say. You put up with me. That's all everyone needs to know about your patience, and your ability to love. And we've been together for a couple years, so you have stick-to-it-ness. You're crazier than I thought when we got married, but you could probably fairly say the same thing about me.

Bless you baby, and happy birthday.