A small amount of dark particulate

He's got a contract for $137 million and Michael Vick tries to take a small amount of dark particulate with a pungent aroma closely associated with marijuana onto a plane. I know Vick is supposed to be a franchise type player and an incredible athlete, but if I paid his checks I would seriously question whether or not this guy had enough intelligence to read without moving his lips after this incident. And I'm not talking about the drug use. That's beside the point.

Did he not hear about the beef up in security? If you can't bring more than a couple ounces of breast milk onto a plane, do you really think they'll not find something leafy green?

And he's got plenty of cash. If he really needs the high, what he should be doing is hiring some slob to be his mule/left tackle and carry it around for him to take the penalty. Preferably someone under 18 so the mule only goes to juvie.

Maybe I've been watching too much of the Wire recently.