Why My Kid Can Win Survivor Some Day

Okay, let's get one thing out of the way. It'll have to be Survivor. She's not showing any of the talent that will win American Idol one day.

So as Wifey is crawling out of bed, she climbs in. She turns to Wifey and says, "This is our bed. Mommy go sleep in big girl bed."

I say, "Yeah. This is our bed."

Then I get out and Wifey crawls back in. The kid immediately says, "This is our bed. Daddy go sleep in my big girl bed."

This is exactly the kind of loyalty it takes to win Survivor. This kid can switch alliances in seconds depending on changing facts. She just can't be trusted.