holiday party fiasco

Yesterday was our office holiday party where a singular event happened that will never happen again. Never again will someone strap fuzzy reindeer antlers to my head and eight other folk led by one pregnant woman donning a Santa Clause outfit and make me sing Rudolph in front of a hundred people. Okay, it might happen again, but I'd probably have to be on my 3rd glass of wine again with me having just as little notice that I was too be kidnapped and turned into an animal totem. Maybe this was a subtle karma payback thing because I neglected the Halloween tradition.